You big, beautiful gas ball, you!
In Japanese, the name for Jupiter is 木星, pronounced “mokusei”, which literally translates as “wooden star”. In images like these, you can kinda see where they were coming from.
(The name uses the same characters in Chinese too, but I don’t know the pronounciation.)
Okay so I called in sick cause I feel like shit but now I’m pretty bummed cause I have nothing to do til Kyle gets off work